whaoAnon

beesmygod:

kereztmas:

commanderballsshepard:

ghostgreen:

Human Garrus.

because my life sucks so much more right now than i ever thought it possible for it to suck. oh baby Jesus, all i want for Christmas is my old life back.

this drawing isn’t even any good. meh.

GOD THIS IS LOVELY

ooooo i really like this

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right i need to continue playing mass effect when I get home

Fallout and Mass Effect and if i get Amnesia there’s me screaming at that too (( I probably wont ))

Day two, I went to the…Snow place. Uhhh, with an N. Not the Normandy, that’s the ship, right.

Nnnnnnsomewhere with snow.
But whatever, you know what a better name for the planet is?? Planet fucking RUDE that’s what.  I didn’t do shit and the guards are like DON’T MAKE US REGRET LETTING YOU HAVE WEAPONS HERE
Fuck you man I’m here to save your ass.
And then as soon as I get in there, there are like 3 people trying to get me to do illegal things! C’mon guys, I’m a space cop!
I guess I did smuggle in the package for floating space brain guy. I mean, to be fair, he works for the bounty hunter, he was going to get beat.
And then the Bounty hunter guy doesn’t even thank me. I stopped bugging him when he threatened to throw me over the pier though because like… I didn’t know if he actually WOULD.

I’m not as good at driving the tank as I was the first time. I’ll be cruisin along and then all of a sudden instead of a little turn to the left the whole fuckin tank whips left.  I don’t understand because I don’t think I’m doing anything different than when I simply nudge to the left?? Whatever. So half the trip there the tank was in flames.
I’d feel bad for Garrus and Wrex in the tank with me. We’re driving on some damn cliffside and I jerk the tank toward the edge, while on fire, in a blizzard. Jesus.

The damn…space prawn things, too. God. They kept waiting till my back was turned, and luckily the other two noticed because I’m just sitting around like HEY WHATS THAT SOUND??

Also, seriously. We get jumped, and the other two are just standing out in the open while I hide behind things. C’mon guys…….
And I keep pissing off Wrex but I’m not about to kill a whole race.

Also that Williams chick is rude as hell jesus christ.

Jones wanted me to talk about Mass Effect adventures but I don’t think that I really did that much adventuring even though it was like 7 hours jesus. It was a lot of the beginning stuff and wandering around the citadel trying to figure out where the hell I had to go, and talking to everrrrryone. Even though apparently there’s a lot of places I haven’t gone yet, despite having been everywhere, because I have like 10 more of the grasshopper dudes to scan for Cornbar or what his name was.

Eventually I got off the station and flew around for a while just looking at the gallexies because they were so pretty. At one point Joker told me that there was a distress signal at this one planet, but didn’t tell me anything more? So I was like, hey cool lets go help some people!!
Oh cool I get a tank, sweet!!

NOPE SAND WORM I’M OUT. Jesus christ.

So yeah I left that world I’ll
So back some time now that I know it’s there.

And then I went to some ship that was abandoned  but it wasn’t actually abandoned because shit started exploding, and Wrex is just chillin, calm as hell about it.

I really like the Volus I think they’re cute