Day two, I went to the…Snow place. Uhhh, with an N. Not the Normandy, that’s the ship, right.
Nnnnnnsomewhere with snow.
But whatever, you know what a better name for the planet is?? Planet fucking RUDE that’s what. I didn’t do shit and the guards are like DON’T MAKE US REGRET LETTING YOU HAVE WEAPONS HERE
Fuck you man I’m here to save your ass.
And then as soon as I get in there, there are like 3 people trying to get me to do illegal things! C’mon guys, I’m a space cop!
I guess I did smuggle in the package for floating space brain guy. I mean, to be fair, he works for the bounty hunter, he was going to get beat.
And then the Bounty hunter guy doesn’t even thank me. I stopped bugging him when he threatened to throw me over the pier though because like… I didn’t know if he actually WOULD.
I’m not as good at driving the tank as I was the first time. I’ll be cruisin along and then all of a sudden instead of a little turn to the left the whole fuckin tank whips left. I don’t understand because I don’t think I’m doing anything different than when I simply nudge to the left?? Whatever. So half the trip there the tank was in flames.
I’d feel bad for Garrus and Wrex in the tank with me. We’re driving on some damn cliffside and I jerk the tank toward the edge, while on fire, in a blizzard. Jesus.
The damn…space prawn things, too. God. They kept waiting till my back was turned, and luckily the other two noticed because I’m just sitting around like HEY WHATS THAT SOUND??
Also, seriously. We get jumped, and the other two are just standing out in the open while I hide behind things. C’mon guys…….
And I keep pissing off Wrex but I’m not about to kill a whole race.
Also that Williams chick is rude as hell jesus christ.